The only place where your nightmares feel like a vacation.
He doesn't cut meat... he *makes* it.
30 clowns. One room. No exits. Enjoy the laughter. Or don't.
Fake serial killers? Sure. Real trauma? Absolutely.
We don't even know what's in there anymore. Good luck.
A: Well, if your kid is brave, psychotic, or just stupid. Sure, more business for us anyway.
A: Depends. Do you consider crying and mild trauma safe?
A: No. But they *might* forget that rule. Oops.
A: Yes. We haunt inclusively.
Want to scare strangers for fun and possibly get fake blood in your eye? Perfect. We're recruiting!